A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you recall an event to have happened a year ago, when in actual fact it happened two years ago
“remember our trip to spain last year”
“that was two years ago, we were in lockdown last year”
“must be the lockdown effect”
A cornerback whom not receivers can bypass🤷🏾 ♂️
Hoffman estates DB's are all lockdown corners
staying in your house rather than going out to party in order to get a long homework assignment finished
He's in Mandarin homework lockdown learning to count to 100 by tomorrow.
a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
two people in love through lockdown not being able to see eachother
gf- awe i miss my bf
sister- ooooo lockdown love
gf- what?
sister- ur in love in lockdown duh
Coronavirus is a virus, a horrible one though. It has caused more than 100,000 deaths. The pandemic had started in the year 2020 about in Feb. Many people died, and many recovered.
I hated that Coronavirus lockdown.
The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).
Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'