A fork of Rural Dictionary
An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"
Regards, Cudd all of you special!
To add experiences to the garden of life.
My friend Jacob got a tattoo that says make your mulch. It's fire bro.
A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.
Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.
When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
dumb stupid little dumb stupid dumb dumb dog
It’s a smiling dog that knows too much
Popular dog in mulchmaxxing videos
it’s hell spawn pretending to be a toy poodle
look at the mulch dog, he thinks this is a game
One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.