A fork of Rural Dictionary
The world’s greatest ball hog, would slime out their mans in an instant for tud
Man 1: Yo I told you not to tell Perkins about her
Man 2: Yea that one’s on me
Perkin, Perk-in' v. ( abbrv/short for percolating/ similar; poppin' )
- Perkin' - is to floss , also refer to plan or what's going on; the situation, a mood, behavior, attitude, Party. A cousin or close relative of poppin!, jumpin!, happening!, crackin! ect. ..
Adj; Perkin' - also, describing a females chest region/area, particularly the shape of the breasts.
Perkin ' used as a Drug reference; doing blues - aka. Percocet, M's , A-215, V's ect....
- Perkin' - is to floss , also refer to plan or what's going on; the situation, a mood, behavior, attitude, Party. A cousin or close relative of poppin!, jumpin!, happening!, crackin! e
1. Yo! Whaddup?! What's Perkin Mayne?!
📞 THE HOMIE: Hello?, Yo!!, H-Lowww!, Who Diss?
ME, D: D. What's poppin!?
THE HOMIE: OH... What's up D?, what's perkin tonight?
ME, D: Shit... Nathan. I'm down to get into somethin ..
2. You see those ? Holy Shit! They were PERKIN TOWARD THE CLOUDS LIKE THEY WERE SALUTING THE GENERAL OR SIGNING THE PLEDGE OF Allegiance all on their own!!!
Me, D: You see her titties when we ran thru the locker room and Karessa had only her bra on? Friend: Yup! Me, D: them titties be perkin!! Foreal! Friend: Say that! Uhhhhaaa.!.... :)
3. Dog. Last night I was perkin so hard I went cross eyed so hard I could almost see straight from my eyes almost doin a 7-fuckin-20! Buddie: lol. Yeah pervs aint what they use to be . gotta watch tha fent ones. No good. Me: L be Pepin like that all the time.... I cain't do it... Buddie: foreal... I feel it.
A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.
I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!
We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.
I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!