A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. Bunker in which to hide with one's tax returns when the press come around. ..................
I need a few more yards of concrete. The reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter. Have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
A person who has been sheltered by an extreme degree.
Boy: Have you seen that funny video of the dancing cat on YouTube? Girl: What's YouTube? Boy: Gee, what are you? Bomb sheltered?
To be homeless.
The county would not help me even though they knew I was shelter impaired.
When someone only listens to a small selection of music genres and has zero knowledge of music outside of their tiny bubble.
Person 1: Yo, listen to this Nirvana song. Person 2: Why the hell is he screaming so loud? Is this what metal is? I can't listen to this garbage... Person 1: Holy shit, how are you this musically sheltered???
A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.
Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.