A fork of Rural Dictionary
A level of drunkness achieved only by the skilled and the few. Suzi drunkness is defined by the ability to successfully move an entire group whilst maintaining an air of calm and tranquility.
I was totally Suzi drunk last night.
She was so Suzi drunk, she looked effortless.
A lady who enjoys taking care of others.
After super Suzy Cupboard is the first person to jump up to grab everyone's plates, wash and dry them and put them in the cupboard.
verb: In journalism, to post parody as factual news.
""You thought BenSmithing was bad? Suzi Parker basically reported an Onion article as real!"
An awesome person with an awesome sister. suzis genrally fancy boys called martin and who have blue eyes and blonde hair. basically super mega awesome amazing girl with blonde hair
'Omg shes so amazing she must be a suzi skelding'