Country Dictionary

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Nez pez

No please

Would you like a coffee

Nez pez

by Nicky poo February 25, 2022

Dirty Pez

When you are a man who enjoys other men shitting on your butt hole after a session of being a power bottom during gay anal.

They/them are such a bitch. I did a Dirty Pez after I turned his sissy guts out!

by Dodfdopcopsing February 06, 2022

pez con 1

(or peas con 1) a gabba festival which uses 17% of the worlds electricity per concert.

pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"

by peradri April 03, 2011

Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 20, 2023

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises January 13, 2016

Wawa Pez Dispensers

Wawa Pez Dispensers are pez dispensers made by the American convenience store company, Wawa. They are also known to make sandwiches as well.

“Did you hear about the new Wawa Pez Dispensers?”
“Yeah, I got one recently. But I think the sandwiches are better.”

by Korfi8267 September 08, 2019

Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 26, 2024