A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.
Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.
flogging the dolphin masturbation
Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.
"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"
air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?
The Act when two people, male or female does not matter, where one proceeds to shit into the other's gaping asshole, so the piece of shit is in limbo between both person's anal cavity. After this, the 2 people start to shake their bottoms until the turd breaks apart, creating a handshake
"Mr. Page seemed very nice when I met him, so I gave him a Hawaiian hand-shake as a sign of gratitude for his work at our company!"
To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)
I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*
When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.
Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.
Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.
Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.