A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone squeezes your penis between their buttcheeks and flatulates.
That chick was crazy and totally rattlesnaked my shit last night. ratylsnake, rattlesnak, snake, rattle, rad.
Covering your dick in peanut butter while wearing a vibrating cock ring.
She doesn’t like the taste, so instead she asked me for a peanutbutter rattlesnake
Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.
The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.