A fork of Rural Dictionary
The plastic tampon dispensers that once used, have a tendency to wash up on beachs.
Dave and I were going to dive the cove but were deterred by all the crap that washed up on shore, including condoms and beach whistles.
a juul, or other vape product (puff bars included)
"ew Esther's using her fag whistle again"
When someone farts loudly enough for all to hear and enjoy.
Oliver was in the other room when he heard Alexander play his couch whistle.
(n.) When a narcissistic woman gets mad at a man for whistling, thinking she is being cat called.
"A'int nobody whistling at you bitch; that shit's whistle prejudice"
A term used to delicately describe the flushed tampon applicators that show up in rural sewage lagoons. The cardboard or plastic applicator tips float and look like whistles.
Matt: What's the deal with all the whistles in the lagoon? Dan: Um...those aren't whistles!
Kurt: Those are lagoon whistles. Get back to work.
Feather whistling is when a stripper farts on you during a lap dance.
The stripper was kind of hot, but she kept feather whistling on me and it kind of killed the mood.
From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.
Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"