A fork of Rural Dictionary
The woman that you trash talk when talking to one's mistress.
My wife is a complete bitch, that's why I went somewhere else.
v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
The act of being used as someone's bitch, usually in the context of maximum security prisons.
Jail was so bad, the first day I was there I dropped the soap and was wifed by Bubba...4 times.
(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
The act of being a wife. Particularly doing traditional "women's jobs" like making dinner, and cleaning.
Lucky! She is really good at wifing.
To be literally or figuratively beaten, smashed, or destroyed.
"A guy wasn't looking when he crossed the tracks and got wifed by that train."
"The Chargers got wifed by the Patriots last Sunday."