A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being "zonked" is the feeling one gets after smoking a large amount of marijuana just before they green out. See "green out" for more information.
"Bro I was so Zonked last night the walls started singing to me"
when you're intoxicated passed the point of functioning
"Dude I was so zonked at the party last night"
"Man I'm so zonked, I'm gonna pass out"
Absolutely exhausted to an extent where you cannot function normally and your body and mind must rest, usually due to an over-abundance of social interaction.
After socializing for 5 hours I was absolutely zonked, so I had to take a long nap.
When one falls asleep extremely quickly and prematurely so they subsequently wake up very exhausted
"wow I got home last night and completely zonked !!"
"shut up bitch"
When someone has instantly passed out while sitting or laying down
Guy A: "Damn, Guy B just Zonked as soon as he closed his eyes"
You are just so deep asleep you just can't get the fuck up. It's like you a gahdamn koala in this bitch ain't nobody wakin' you up.
I needed to wake up for 8 AM Spanish but I was so zonked nothing woke me up