Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich

Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us. Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.

Lays up

Laugh at yourself u pussy

Here comes Pete with the lays up

by Tethedonn December 29, 2021

Lay me

When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game

Kooks lays Jaquan Justin: “lay me

by Justoooo August 17, 2019

Lawn-lay

A “ Lawn-layn” is just another word for picnic. Some friends and I decided it’s time that we stop using a word with bad/hurtful history behind it and come up with a new term.

Amarey: Hey Nadia, do you have any plans today? Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today

by Adoseof.lexis June 24, 2022

tiana lay

she is a very peculiar person and doesn't know that I exist. she is pretty nice other wise.................... sike she is a dirty bitch who sucks jamals dick on a daily basis and will give you head only if you give her $1000000.

person 1; tiana lay is such a nice person person 2; yeah and she also gave head the other day but now I am broke

by muccum August 29, 2022

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it

They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.

by Schlong Dong Silver March 21, 2022