A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
The act of fucking fast and hard. Like a bunny.
Aww man I walked into the room and we started bunny fuckin.
roughly translates to "listen to this"
dude fuckin, i was at this party, and nick got so drunk he punched himself in the face!
that annoying ass thing ur friends say when ur eating a good meal
"Damnnn, you're fuckin' that shit up!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRENCE"
A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying. *7 or 8 years later* Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
(My grandmother said this alot to me, my brother and my cousins as kids. Didn't know what it meant, just found out.) G.P meaning General purpose or, in my case, to do some dumbass, out of hand, unrealistic and unreasonably idiotic shit just because you want to. Fuckin' idiot be better😐
For G.P. / For G fuckin' P. Keisha: YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS SHIT FOR G FUCKIN' P MARCUS?! BECAUSE IF SO YOU GOT ME ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP. Marcus: All I did was eat the last of the Chocolate chip ice cream...
An expression of confusion.
Me: (wakes up late for work) OH fuckin' Fuck!