Country Dictionary

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Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024

Boobie Wagon

Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.

They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.

by Jiggyfly212 July 14, 2021

Boobie wagon

North American slang referring to the vehicle that would pick up psychiatric patients to bring them to the Boobie Hatch.

Crazy Larry went off his meds and was picked by the Boobie Wagon and taken to the Boobie Hatch.

by Max Blackwood February 05, 2021

lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.

"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.

by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024

Wagon

The man with the wagon(s)

Hey Wagon, hows the wagon(s)?
ProNoun Singular

by Gggggggg11111 September 30, 2021

Wagon

An insult/name for a person who is or does something a bit stupid or empty headed.

"Didn't you see him last night? Actin' like a proper wagon"

by novaisadafty July 16, 2021

Wagon

When something is awesome or extremely impressive:

That backflip was wagon

by Glreal July 30, 2023