A fork of Rural Dictionary
A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
a way of saying fap or mastrubate
When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.
This is an effect in movies and tv where there are two groups of people and by the end of the movie or show each person in one of the groups has paired up romantically with someone from the other group. For example how in the musical Grease each of the T birds by the end of the movie is dating one of the pink ladies.
This movie used the Grease Effect to pair up all of the characters.
The Grease Effect was used in White Christmas so that each of the guys could end up with one of the girls.
Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.
Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!
An oily, malodorous substance found in the folds and cracks of one's butt. Typically found after a hasty wipe and/or following a rigorous workout routine. Similar to butt cheese or duck butter. Could also be a prime ingredient in the making of truffle butter.
Noun: I itched my butt and retrieved a healthy dollop of Rump Grease.
Verb: My girlfriend Rump Greased my driveshaft. I had to take an immediate shower. It itched for a week.
The act of taking bacon grease or INDUSTRIAL lubricant, applying it to your partner's fat rolls, and fucking the fat rolls.
Credit: Shark
Dude, Lauren gave me the sickest grease job last night. Shit was wild.
When you don't wipe yourself well enough after defecation, and residual feces begins to smear itself between your cheeks.
Feels like I got a case of grease cheek. I'll be right back.