A fork of Rural Dictionary
Those little particles in the air that you’re not quite sure what they are but they are definitely tiny pieces of some sort of grotesque object.
Some Wind Shingles floated into my nose and I let out a massive sneeze. I hope that wasn’t a particle from some kind of weird insect
The act of being murdered by close friends or coworkers with the purpose of removing you from the picture, and allowing them to run a train on your partner. Or your partner’s coworkers or close friends killing them, with the intent of running a train on you. Can refer to either.
Damn Kieth, remember that scene in wind river where they wind rivered that one dude and his girlfriend. That was such a wind river moment.
When the smoke alarm goes off.
The smoke alarm went off because of the wind.
When you fart and no sound is heard. When there is just air comming out of your butthole and it tickles.
Bob: "Alright, It's coming!!!" *grunts and has tickle wind*
Jerry: "What in the F**K kind of fart was that."
see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet
Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '
Not give a fuck
Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral
An expulsion of flatulence so profound that it shakes and vibrates the length of one’s vein cane.
“Did you hear about Andrew and Mike at fart darts the other night? They broke a glass at the bar by harmonizing each other’s shaft-wind.”