A fork of Rural Dictionary
Auntie engine, doo da doo doo doo auntie engine, doo da doo to do
the opposite of a brogrammer. An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.
boy: ya I do yoga and read tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job. girl: you're a softboi engineer
A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.
I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!
the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession
My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.
A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
a mangled shitshow of copyright infringement and unfair discord banning
that car is wrecked worse than the rr engine!