A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee
Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it
A beautiful light-skinned woman
Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!
That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys
A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.
Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.
When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."
"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.
"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins