Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

Butthole barbeque

Heating up cum to 100 degrees Celsius and pouring it into someone's asshole.

Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"

by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023

Josh butthole nigger

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josh butthole nigger

by susbutthile November 20, 2022

Buttholness

1. The act of being a "fucking asshole" and douche, but overall just being that one person nobody really likes and wound prefer to avoid due to the immaturity and "dickness" of the person.

1. David was expressing his Buttholness to the class by shouting out smart remarks.
2. Josh's Buttholness behavior was obviously having a negative toll on his life.

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Pizza Butthole

When a person 's face receives multiple rounds at close range from a rifle and the muzzle flash chars the skin and combined with the kinetic induced pepperoni facial holes, produce a perfect image of a PIZZA BUTTHOLE

Damn Rich. You mag dumped on this mother f*cker like a Brooklyn street enforcer, sheeit, his face looks a cratered ham Dawg, it be worse even bro, dat mofo bitch is stank and lookin like a pizza butthole.

Damn man. Dat Puzza hut nigga got a hold in his face. Pizza butthole

by Pizza hole August 16, 2023

Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some

Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.

by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022