Country Dictionary

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

A dual purpose chair used for both breast feeding and resting

“I thought this was a regular chair I didn’t know it was a breasting chair”

That on freind in your life that you know would eat sh*t for you

(And I mean that literally)

I don't need him at the end of the day you are my support chair

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

The Australian way of deck chairs and to keep them in good shape always lubricate every night

This will make your dick long and slippy same for the dick

Good day mate have you seen my 'Dick chairs (Dick)

Some one who sits in their chair all day correcting peoples spelling on the internet and molests children, and are often fat. Hence the name, chair tit.

Dude don't invite Michael hes such a fucking chair tit