A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."
"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
When a white guy takes a blank CD and ejaculates (Nut, Cum, Bust, Relieve yourself) on it and put it in the freezer till frozen.
"You want to listen to Vanilla Ice Record? Here, hand me that blank CD." -Zachary Huggins