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woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 15, 2014

Meat wagon

It means a fattie bootayyyyyyy - Abram and this was all made by me Nataly <3

She got a meat wagon and Andrew got a fat meat wagon head and on his neck.

by May 27, 2022

Meat Wagon

A gay orgy on a bus or an rv

Terry: Hey I signed up for that meat wagon on thursday
Bruce: Oh cool, I would've but I have plans for the gay club tonight.

by very accurate May 30, 2017

Meat Wagon

A veiny penis of any size or color.

I told her I was going to dip my meat wagon in her tonight.

by Ben Coxter December 07, 2022

Meat Wagon

An Early and Slang term for old Ambulances that were based on a standard car chassis, instead of a larger chassis, like a van or truck chassis. There was a high mortality rate in said ambulances because the equipment was primitive compared to what is found in modern ambulances.

Stan:Hey, did you hear how Kenny almost got decapitated in the back of Nurse Gollum's Meat Wagon?

Kyle:Yeah, at least he's safe in the Hospital... I hope...

by AsianMan_45 November 18, 2022

mexi-wagon

Another term for a minivan considering that many Mexican own minivans and need them to fit several people in it earned the name Mexi-wagon.

Guy 1: Dude did you see how many Mexicans got out of there?

Guy 2: It's called a Mexi-wagon bro.

by You're incorrect October 18, 2015

wagon master

One who organizes RV rallies or large gatherings

Hector is the wagon master for the northeast regional rv rally this year

by Plumber69 October 08, 2019