A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is so rounded, heavy-set-built, where they can't even sit down without crushing the poor chair. they can't see their feet, but they can see their daily meal of a double baconator and their refreshing triple chocolate fudge milkshake with brownie bits in it
hey, look over there! it's a bulbous, cheek-clapping, rolls on rolls, earth-shaking, gravity-emitting, double stuffed, ate enough to feed a colony, planetary-like fatty! (ur just looking in the mirror)