A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.
"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"
Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.
Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''
Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad? bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles see also post-relationship regret
derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google. It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.
he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'.
A nice but stranger man who wears goggles usually welding goggles around town daily. Rarely says a word just a friendly stranger who I more than a 4 eyes.
Hey rick you saw that weirdo ? Oh you mean goggle boy don’t be scared he’s nice.