Country Dictionary

The tight ass of a hot chick. One you could bounce a quarter off.

"Hey guy, look at that tight onion." "Marcus loves tight onions he should check her out"

1. A sack of onions 2. A state of extreme inoxication 3. A variation of smashfuck

1. Onion sack 2. FUUUUCCK, I'm trippin ONION SACKS! 3. Dat nigga got onion sacked

A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.

"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing." "I need it in the butt, I should call Onion." "Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.

2-year-old child: WAAAAH! Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?" "Good. I spiced it up." "How?" "I did the folding onion."

A selfish fat girl who no one likes because she’s nasty and greedy as fuck

Ew look over there it’s the onion barge