A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
"Dude, get out of the Simon Zone and ask her out"
Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"
person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel
The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles
Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!