Country Dictionary

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Wagon Wheel Track

A woman's incredibly huge vagina. Either noticed through tight clothing or bare. An excited exclamation as to the sheer size of said woman's swollen labia and slit.

Hey Billy Bob Sarah's vagina is so big it looks like a wagon wheel track in the mud!

by Swmpbck270 July 26, 2017

Mike Wagon

That one guy in your friend group who keeps referring to “cabbage” until he gets one of the homies to laugh.

Dude, when will Mike Wagon stop talking about cabbage??”

by msmithrealty6969 January 06, 2024

Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.

Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.

by CG Badman June 17, 2017

Shanty wagon

Noun: A piece of crap car that belongs in a third world country and not on paved roads.

Get your damn shanty wagon off of the interstate!

by Samb12 August 23, 2014

fad wagon

To ""jump on the fad wagon" means to whole-heartedly embrace the current stylish trend, like the latest diet craze or quirky clothing style.

"Oh no, Peggy has jumped on the magnetic bracelet fad wagon; that's all she's gonna talk about and she'll try to convert us, too."

by Paygge September 17, 2014

lettuce wagon

Garbage truck.

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.

by BlackSage April 04, 2018

hunter wagoner

A man who's great looking, talented, nice, professioanl, not mature, very respectful, and awesome. Everyone who's friends with im doesnt look back. He is a great person.

Hunter Wagoner is great at being Mel GIbson.

by NotDavidRobertson September 25, 2017