A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 1st of March 2025. A man by the name of GoofyGuy began to sing his favourite song when he slipped up and said the mcdonalds was in the meat cave
What are you going to do on Mcdonalds in the Meat Cave Day Day?
Cakesters would be your butt cheeks and cave would be your sphincter.
I woke up this morning with hemorrhoids so i had to get my cakester cave checked out by my proctologist.
When you have a euphoric and long goon sesh in the bedroom of cchilds. Nothing is off limits and the room is at your disposal. Multiple goons can be present to use the space
Goon 1: Dude, where can we go tonight to goon?
Goon 2: The Goon Cave obv. Cchilds won’t be around so we have dibs
Goon 3: Hell yeah man, lets get in there asap. It’s been a long day and I need a few hours to goon out
A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.
Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session
Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session
A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!
Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that
smelly goon cave of his.
Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
An act where a homosexual man cuts his asshole with a razorblade, while his partner powders his cock with cocaine. The results offer an insane high to the bottom, as well as the top.
Yo John, remember that yeti cave from last night?
The home that multiple white people live in
Hey man. Can In hang out at you Cracker Cave tonight