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A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

When the warm gusts of darkness channel through your inner gut caverns, escaping with the smell of infernal incense

I ate a ton of jalapeño kettle chips last night, and my body has been creating an incredible amount of dark wind in response

To be set upon with malfeasance from spending time outside in windy conditions leading to excess mutual confusion,general personal disorientation, and temporary insanity.

Poor Milandro, he has a classic case of wind poisoning.

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

When a girl gets taken and the person forces a key into there spine and also forces them to wear skirts so they look like a doll. These girls have a lot of explaining to there parents what happened. Once there key stops spinning they have to rely on the people near them to wind her back up. There names are Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison

Of fuck she needs to be wound up before Charlize dies. She look like a doll and has a skirt. They have a lot of explaining Charlize Tiffany mahliah Jessica lehlia marlen Kayla and maddison wind up girl

Wind That Never Dies:
A short person

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"Hello, Wind That Never Dies"
"Look! It's Wind That Never Dies."