A fork of Rural Dictionary
The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods
Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore
I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale
Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy
Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.
good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.
Big pee pee
Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide
But mainly just 405Richman
“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”
the stupidest name in existence
person 1: did you see that new kid
person 2: yeah I did
person 1: his name is Douglas Oscar Oswald
person 2:that's the dumbest name I've ever heard of
They are really handsome but are really criko
Juan is almost like oscar velarde
Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?
S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?
A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.
S: Haha, he'd like that.
A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.
S: I’d love to.
(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)