Country Dictionary

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mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

by mushygraper October 11, 2010

Grape killing

Grape killing, the act of crushing the partners balls when having sex.

Jordan was having sex when his grape killing

by Deathkillr69 December 18, 2016

on the grape

Sitting on someone's testicles

Why is Chris walking weird today?
His girlfriend was on the grapes last night.

by weirdershit May 08, 2020

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly January 31, 2018

Grape 🍇

Grape

Grape 🍇 means eat my discharge it is a not so inside joke

by Thenamedefinitionbook November 17, 2020