A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has an extremely long and pointed chin, much like a wizard's beard.
Hey buddy, get a load of that chin wizard! She could KILL someone with that long and pointy chin!
A Klan leader who makes good ribs but bad descions
Did you try those dry rub ribs the Grand Wizard made?
Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened. More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though. Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было. Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes: Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!) Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
Drinking challenge. You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you. Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot. This challange is played over a barbecue. When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
We where doing the barbecue wizard last saturday and i was spilling the drink for the fun of it.
One apon a time, There was a great kingdom, ruled by a mighty king. The king had three noble knights, he also had mystical wizard… Keep looking.
He is the Ciggy-Wizard.
A person that holds and passes tools for a living.
The Tool wizard Ryan handed me a screwdriver.