A fork of Rural Dictionary
My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks
ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!
When a club or venue DJ is terrible and can't keep the crowd engaged their name is assumed to be DJ Butthole
No one is dancing. This dude sucks ass.
(Screaming)
DJ BUTTHOLE!!!!!!
You grab a cigarette and smoke it. When you are fucking someone, cum inside first. Use that cigarette in their ass to burn the inside. After that, the person who was cummed in has to fart, creating a large fire-typed explosion in their asshole.
The Brazilian Butthole Burn can be used for human rocket ships.
the experience in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell, Del Taco and Rusty Taco within two hours
Guy 1: are you okay!? in there?!?
guy 2: no I have fire in my butthole!! get the fire extinguisher!
P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes
October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day
"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!