A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.
Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made
A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.
its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people
do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped
The idea that church only happens in a building.
Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.
jonathan from church is a blowing up meme on tiktok
i dont think your listening chantelle i loved you but you cheated with jonathan from church
extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.
Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell