A fork of Rural Dictionary
Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes
John you are a huge onion mushroom
Your ashtray is so full it’s starting to look like a blooming onion
way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut. person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
See “onion patch” the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch. look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that. damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?” Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke
Friend:have u seen Mac Him:absolutely onion beaned
When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert
The queue for this ride is so long… onion bhaji though init
When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.
Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.