A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're hanging with good friends in your car.
Yo Gerald, let's take a pussy wagon to homecoming.
A name for a minivan or a PT Cruiser. Most people that drive Pussy Wagons are old.
“Ben, your mom owns a Pussy Wagon.”
“Did you buy that Pussy Wagon you saw for sale?”
“That car is so ugly, it looks like a Pussy Wagon.”
A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.
“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”
“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”
“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”
A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.
I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.
Very specific flex by old money, especially those in academic circles. The wagon can be Volvo, Mercedes, Audi, or BMW; the older, the better. It will be navy, black, silver, or British racing green. Every other car/suv is viewed as trashy or “new money”. The wagon driver goes out of their way not to display their wealth, not out of modesty, but because they know someone else will tell anyone who needs to know just how rich they are. Wagon is often passed down to child after decades of driving by original owner.
I knew when he mentioned having a Volvo, that he was Station Wagon Rich.
A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.
"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."