Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ass worms

When you have worms in your ass cheeks. Alternatively, your ass crack or hole

I have ass worms and they itch like a motherfucker

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 06, 2008

Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.

They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.

by jhndrsn April 26, 2013

Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 08, 2014

worm with a mustache

Tom Sandoval.

Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.

Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.

by Justicekelly June 08, 2023