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a separate seat for one person, typically with a back and four legs.
graham, could you define "chair" for me in a way that includes all things which are chairs and excludes all things which aren't?
A tool used for assault in Alabama.
She was assaulted with a chair.
Even more plug.
That outfit is so chair!
AN INFERNAL FUCKING ABOMINATION TO HUMAN SOCIETY! YOU DONT SEE ANY OTHER SPECIES USING CHAIRS DO YOU? DO YOU?!?! THEY’VE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS, REJECT CHAIRS, EMBRACE COLD HARD FLOOR.
I FUCKING HATE CHAIRS!
A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed
my chair is so comfy
Something im sitting on, when I should be sitting on some dick
Person 1: that chair is so annoyingPerson 2: yeah wish I was sitting on some dick instead
Something you sit on
Go and sit on the chair