Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ham closet

The snatch

9hh baby I love your ham closet

by Ham closet October 08, 2021

closet sniping

the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe

Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!

Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!

by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025

Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 06, 2018

closet creative

1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.

2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.

We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?

David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.

by Harvard Language Department February 13, 2019

Closet Diddler

Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"

Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"

by GetDashedBro January 15, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 15, 2025