A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.
1) one who nurtures their creative spirit despite societal pressures to suppress it.
2) a creative individual trapped in an uncreative career/degree.
We just caught Chad doing pottery on his lunch break! Who knew he was a closet creative?
David Solomon, CEO of Goldman Sachs & recreational DJ, is the ultimate closet creative.
Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"
Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"