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lazy cowboy

When you yee-haw turns into a yee-nah

Tractor Boy: Im not bothered. It a yee-nah day. ima lazy cowboy

by reilei February 17, 2019

Lazy cowboy

Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.

1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.

1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!

2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!

1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!

by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

by Hecate117 September 22, 2021

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 02, 2021

lazy ohio

A sex dungeon for those who are not willing to put in the effort for leather, chains, and whips, and prefer to sit, eat potato chips, and occasionally be slapped with a teddy bear.

You hear that skylar opened a lazy Ohio in her apartment?

by Sdawwwwg September 22, 2013

Lazy Laez

A name for a Lazy Bitch or Dumbass

You’re such a Lazy Laez, ugh

by lazylaez September 30, 2021

Lazy pervert

While driving you reach out the window to slap someone on the ass

See that girl walking lazy pervert her

by Ninjaplease187 February 18, 2018