A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.
Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.
Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.
A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.
“How long has your fap gap been going on?”
“Oh about two years now...”
The action of grouping together in a Novotel and having a fap amongst mates
Friend 1: Wanna have a Novotel fap tonight?
Friend 2: yeah the manly Novotel is the best for the Novotel fap, so many areas and places to produce in
Friend 3: I love a Novotel fap
An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison
Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"
Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"
The sudden urge to masturbate...
While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.
When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.
I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.