A fork of Rural Dictionary
Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."
The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.
Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.
The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.
Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!
When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!
Person who is very tan and very hot
Dude: wow that chick is hella tan and hella hot.
Chick: yea imma TAN PUDDLE
When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.
Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.