Country Dictionary

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

Yeah, think I better get up
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future
Said
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
I wanna feed the babies, who can't get enough to eat
Wanna shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet
I wanna house the people, livin' in the street
Oh, yeah there's a solution
Let me fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly, oh, yeah
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future
Time flies don't it baby?
Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'
Into the future, oh
Time flies don't it baby?
Keep on flying, keep on flying, oh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Think I better get up
Don't it baby?
Hey, hey, hey, hey

I wanna fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
I wanna fly like an eagle
Fly right into the future
Lemme fly like an eagle, to the sea
Fly like an eagle let that spirit carry me
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly
Fly like an eagle, wanna fly

Seagull. Any dump is surrounded by seagulls.

I had to take a load of trash to the dump today and I almost got crapped on by a flock of dump eagles.

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.

Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.

Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....