A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
Another name for South Dallas, called so because of the "Monkeys" that inhabit the area. It could also be called a jungle because it is essentially survival of the fittest down there.
did you see that crackhead in the Dallas Jungle?
The best chocolate pussy one has ever had.
Yo, bra, dat bitch.... Jungle gold.
Bro I got so high last night I apparently ordered an entire shipment of tampons from The Jungle Site
A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.
Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.
“moon cricket” or in simplest form “a scared black guy in the jungle”
That dirty little “jungle spook”
1. The state of one's nutsack when they are extremely sweaty, moist, and have past the point of sticking to your leg and now slide freely against the thigh. 2. The condition of one's nutsack when swamp ass has progressed past your taint and engulfed the entire pubic region.
After a long day of tailgating Stilts regretfully announced that his swamp ass was so bad he now had jungle sack!