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when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.

when tragedy can't describe

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 02, 2023

Since When-

A person that questions your sexuality just to feel better about themselves and also use their own sexuality as a personality trait

-“Oh hey btw I’m bi, just thought I’d let u know since I know ur also bi and I feel like I can trust u with that”
-“Wh- since when-

by Helpmypussysgonecrazy December 04, 2020

When Thou Liqour Be HITTIN

Gotta let the homies how much thy mean to you’eth. Except Kam

When thou liqour be HITTIN, Gotta let the homies how much thy mean to you’eth. Except Kam.

by Term Daddy November 15, 2020

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 01, 2025

Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.

"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).

by seizurebutton February 22, 2019

Sound off when you're done.

In the California prison system when you break one of the rules within' your own car, you get broken off. The first couple of minor offenses result in you being broke off with an additional set of burpees on top of your daily mandatory set. Traditionally upon completion of your daily mandatory set of burpees you will sound off. Meaning you shout a cadence representing your particular group. That being said, when you break a rule that requires you to be broken off, nobody tells you what they think you did, there is no arguing your case. To save time, and breathe whoever is running things for your car just looks at you and says, "sound off when your done."

Inmate X - "I think I got lucky, nobody noticed my bunk wasn't rolled up until after 11:00."

Inmate with the llaves- "sound off when you're done."

Inmate X- "dang."

by LocN9ne January 29, 2023