A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys *Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God *Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."
10 shots later, we were fishing in church.
The church of NyJai there is no god only gods ruled under Queen NyJai
The Church Of NyJai is Amazing
Church Of NyJai is ruled by Queen NyJai and we believe in Gods
The Church Of NyJai is Amazing
the best church in the world🤩🥱🎻💀 go there now if your in knoxville tennessee!
megan thee stallion: Aye i’m finna move to tennessee just so i can go to northstar church dababy: let’s goooo
GTC - Use this when a mf say sum so disgusting it makes you wanna gag
N/A : this food so good make me wanna bust You : nigga go to church (gtc)