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Politics

The the thing that fuck tards like to argue about

Jim: Joe Biden is a lil nigger lover

Tyrone: Trump is a dumb white cracke

Tim: you two niggers shut the fuck up and let me jerk off. Your shitty politics is getting in my way.

Politics are for idiots

by Ppman3993939393929 February 06, 2021

Politics

People born rich trying to make it hell for people not born rich. Are usually uncharged after commiting a crime ( those crimes generally being rape, coruption, pedophilia, trafficing, drug stuff, etc) the defining feature of a polititian is their unmached levels of hypocracy.

After a 9 minute speach about the corrisive nature of xenophobia the man proceded to shout racial slurs at his political opponents. Politics people

by Death is inevitable anyway March 05, 2021

Politics

99% of republicans: What nearly nobody cares about
76.2% of democrats: An important system involving and spreading laws, order, and control to ones region that they own.
101.9% of communists: "How we shall take over the United States and make into our other Soviet controlled region, how we will engulf all of Europe and Iran in our Red and Yellow Soviet flames, and how we will rise against the rest of the world and aliens to make what we call Soviet Earth."

"Dude, check out this definition, it was removed by Russia and some communist or Soviet countries!"
"The heck are they doing out there messing with politics?"

by cxr4 October 09, 2019

Politics

a fancy way of wasting your time

also something old men care a lot about

politics won't matter when the inevitable demise of the human race arrives

"Dude I've been getting really into politics lately"
"are you a fuckin' fossil"

by gman gaming October 16, 2021

Politics

Meaning drama, nonsense, bullshit

I’m not with the politics

by Chanel confetti October 18, 2019

Politics

...is a circus act. Enough said.

Politics is a circus act. Period.

by Definition4975 June 10, 2020

Politic

V. The act of sharing a bit of time for communication. Synonyms - To vibe. To reminisce. To parlay.

It was good running into you today. Perhaps we'll grab drinks and politic some next time we're both in town.

by sudaphenymn February 12, 2017