A fork of Rural Dictionary
People with the name Jarvis are normally dickheads. They will normally pretend they're hard but are actually as soft as a nice pillow. Will normally be friends with a big lad who they use as their minion
Girl: man Harvey is using ty to hurt people a lot
Boy: yeah, he's kind of doing a Jarvis
To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!
Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.
The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!
Omggg jarvisss!!!