A fork of Rural Dictionary
To do something well or to excel at something.
My little brother can pitch like nobody’s business. He struck out 6 batters in a row in the game yesterday.
what you say to women and idiots when they start to talk.
note: rather than siad outrite, the phrase "nobody cares" should be sang with true emotion as to emphasize that they belong at a bullet for my valentine gig or in the kitchen. (bullet for my valentine = idiots, kitchen = women)
P.S. be sure to cut people off before they finish what they are saying. if they finish what they said it might stay in your mind and scar your brain with stupidity for life.
EX1.
idiot: "wow! i think i just figured out the answer to question 5!"
me: "(with beautiful melody)no body caresss"
EX2.
woman: "i think..."
me: "(with true emotion)nobody caressss"
A guy who's never really been anybody in particular.
Though you could be anything you want to in America, there are still some folks who wouldn't want to be anybody or anything else than themselves, even if it makes them Mr. Nobody to most people.
A saying that means there can’t be anyone knowing of all the dead bodies piled up if everybody is already dead.
Overpowered main character: kills the whole kingdom with a flick of his finger.
Princess he saved to fuck: nooo, our party members will know you killed their home!
Overpower main character: come to the tent tonight for we shall fuck good, and nobody will notice if there’s nobody to notice...
The worst possible comeback in an argument.
Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.
Person 2: Nobody asked.
Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.
Something you say when you are irritated by a situation, action, or person. Emphasis is placed on the word "likes."
Brad won't share one of his 24 Henry Weinhard's with you. "Brad, nobody likes that!"
You left for five minutes and sombody jacked your parking place. "Nobody likes that!"
You see a total toolbox whose mere presence causes irritation. "There's Bryson. Nobody likes that!"