A fork of Rural Dictionary
A place where crackheads pick the footy oval or the most public place for their daily walk
A place where people with disabilities are stared at and screamed at
A place where entitled little kids ride their scooter in the shopping center
A place where they think it's smart to put restaurants where their inhabitants can't afford to eat out
A place where kids skip school and cause shit all day
A place which had a huge glow down after they closed the markets and is overrun by hobos, pissheads, and crackheads
The closer you get to the Port River, the more fucked it gets
Person 1: I'm going to Port Adelaide
Person 2: DON'T